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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

matthulksmash:

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

If there was anyway to turn me straight, it’d be this way.

She’s a goddess

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Thursday May 23 6pm 102,097 notes

You will never know how amazing I think you are.

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Thursday May 23 3am 8 notes

kstrombergs:

itsmorifarty:

biologytextbook:

when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world

alternatively, being the taller person and resting your chin on their head is also comforting because you feel like their protector and it’s like they need you and you feel wanted for a moment if brief and i just think thats equally as nice

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Thursday May 23 3am 307,269 notes

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• Posted Thursday May 23 3am 38,382 notes

depressed person:

laughs at something funny

moron:

what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker

Posted Thursday May 23 3am 95,089 notes

I hate feeling so sad, neglected and abandoned. Sometimes... nothing warrants it at all. This is just one of those times.

Posted Wednesday May 22 3pm

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• Posted Tuesday May 21 6pm 6,131 notes

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• Posted Monday May 20 6pm 2,621 notes

BFF:

Grandmother, I need to talk to you

Grandma:

[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

BFF:

No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

Grandma:

What?

BFF:

I'm gay, Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

Grandma:

[relieved voice] Oh, honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

Posted Monday May 20 2am 85,697 notes