May 2013
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Why is this so difficult to understand:
England: one country
Great Britain: 3 countries (Scotland, England & Wales)
United Kingdom: 4 countries (Scotland, England, Wales & Northern Ireland)
Republic of Ireland: its own country. Not part of the UK
REBLOGGING BECAUSE IT'S RELEVANT TODAY
sorry, american schools don't teach us anything.
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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bro-slimshady-strider:
Anonymous asked: <3
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Anonymous asked: No one will be able to help if you don't tell anyone what's wrong...
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ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
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I feel so hurt for asking. I honestly didn’t mean to cause that feeling…. 😔
Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
Me: Masturbates anyway
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attractiveblogger:
you’re gay? i’ve always wanted a gay best frien-
you’re gay? we should go shopp-
You’re gay? Oh you must meet my fri-
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excalilbur:
cute people who can make weird facial expressions and still look cute
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