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"I went to visit a friend in Key West and ended up getting so drunk I ran off and ended up passing out in the bushes of a Burger King drive-thu. I was awoken by 6 cops that didn’t seem too happy. One of the cops asked if I had taken any drugs or alcohol that evening. My response was “Sir, I won’t lie I haven’t taken any drugs but I’m fucking wasted.” All of the cops started laughing and eventually drove me back to my friend’s apartment. I found out later they took photos of me while I was passed out and managed to send them to my friend."

I Fought the Law: Day Drunk in Paradise

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