Dog must’ve been trippin’ balls.This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies… ಠ_ಠ
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me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
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I don’t know whether to scream in fear or cry from anguish.
Oh my fuck
Shit got too real.
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Brother: “You’re insane.”
Me: “Excuuuuuusse.”
Brother: “You tried to kill me.”
Me: “The fuck?? How, Dumb?”
Brother: “In your sleep.”
Me: “….”
Brother: “‘You talk to me like that again I’ll snap your neck.’”
Brother: “I pulled the covers over my head.”
Me: “Oh. Hahahahahaha.”
Awwww, don’t you just want to adopt one? I have mine chained up to my tree in my backyard. Hahahaha.
She was my girlfriend. We had to end it though because the long distance relation wouldn’t’ve worked. Isn’t she beautiful? Hahahaha.
