To be sexy, that is my purpose
These guys at Howtobeadad.com are always making me laugh and nervous for the future journey of Fajahood. I have it easy with my newborns fruity diaper poops. But, we did have a one time where he went through his diaper, clothes and all over Grandma’s jeans. Ha. That was a hot mess.
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Totally lost it at the last one.
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I just realized that’s Ditto. Dear Lord this is awesome.
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ಠ_ಠwhen you poop so clean you don’t have to wipe
‘Night, everyone.
Is it just me, or is everyone on Tumblr arachnophobic? Because I certainly fucking am.
I mean, look at that fucker! ↑↑↑ Was in my house walking around like he paid rent. Suffice it to say, he died due to… unforeseen circumstances.
Damn this burrito is gross. But Jesus it’s so fucking delicious because I’m starving. These times are always fun… and then sad. Oh the joys of my life.
Dude on the bus next to me smells bad of BO. Wish I had some deodorant to help ‘im out. We all know how bad secondhand BO is.
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Finally, some answers. Maybe I can stop crapping in my pants now.
Uh… no, that’s okay.
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Hello, my name is Alfonso. I am 21, and I live in California. I am a psych major. I hope to one day earn my doctorate in the field. I am a very lax and ponderous kind of guy. Please feel free to message me if you'd like. Come talk with me, I'm a weirdo. Stay awesome.
